Regrets.
Samuel was going to regret this in the morning after the staff party but at the moment due to his drunken state it seemed like a good idea to photocopy his tits and put a picture of them on everybody’s desk.
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The frog
“Hey you! Kiss me, and i will be your princess” I heard as i walked by the pound. but seing anyone around, i thought i had hallucinated. “Down there, the frog on the waterlily”. I looked down there and, in fact, there was a frog, but how a frog can talk? it was insane! But then she talk again and i jumped in surprised. “I haven’t much time, i can talk to a human just once a year, so just kiss me and i will be your princess” she tell me. “Aren’t they usually the prince transformed into frog? And wanted a girl to kiss it?”I asked, surprised it was the first question which came to my head. “It work this way too, now be quick about it, kiss me and i will do all you want”. “Plus you don’t really have a girl voice…” i remarked. “It’s the spell wich give me this voice”. I thought a moment and decided to give it a shot. “I hope you are beautiful” i tell her before kiss it. Suddenly, a puff of smoke exploded at my face. I loose my balance and fell in the pound. When i emerged, my sight was blocked by something on my face. I moved it and realised that was long red hair, attached to my head. Then a quick look down confirmed what i feared. I had a perfectly formed woman body with pale skin, hourglass figure and perky breasts. “At last, human again! Sorry i had to trick you a bit” said a male voice behind me. I turn my head and saw a good looking man naked, looking at me. “I was so tired of being a frog, and no girl was passing by, i decided to try with a man. I had no idea what could be the result. But i have to admit you turn out very good. Look at you.” . I blushed at this words, but then i realised i was attracted to him, it was pretty obvious my sexual orientation had changed in the process too. He gave me a hand and pull me out of the pound. In the same mouvement he grab me and kiss me deeply. I was surprised and disgust at first, then my new urge took control and i give him his kiss back. “Sorry it’s been a while since i haven’t touch a female human body, and when i saw you, i couldn’t help myself”. “Some part of my mind wanted to slap him in the face but my female part was the one who act first, ” it’s ok, i liked it”. “I know i am not the princess you wanted but if you stay with me you will be my princess”. Then he kiss me again and there was no need to resist, my body wanted him. So i just go with the flow and let him hve his way with me. And soon enough my moans cover the croak of the frogs around.
Shouldn’t Have Snuck In On Momma Part 2
“Unless…” she said, her voice trailing off. “Here, take this stone,” she said, taking from her pocket and handing to me a small rock. I looked at her skeptically. She continued.
“Now, wish for our breasts to be exchanged!” she seemed so excited by this, so I humored her. I made the wish, and contrary to my expectations, something happened.
My chest started feeling really warm and…constricted. As if somebody had just dropped a huge weight on top of me. My t-shirt began to feel tight, and my bra straps were cutting into my shoulders.
“Wha-what’s happening?” I said to the black-haired woman. She didn’t respond, but I heard a snap come from below my shirt. My bra was broken.
I looked down, and saw things I had only dreamed of resting on my chest:
Boobs.
Actual boobs! No…tits! Tits that were stretching my shirt almost to the breaking point. Tits! On my chest! I think they’re even bigger than Mom’s!
I looked up at the strange woman, and saw something very different on her chest: she had become almost completely flat-chested! In fact, her shirt was so low cut, and there was much less inside it now, that I could clearly see both her small hard nipples through the neck hole.
“That was amazing!” I shouted, grabbing at my new fleshy mounds.
“You’re telling me,” she said with relief. “Now I don’t have to carry those things around any more.” She grabbed at her own chest. “They won’t be calling THESE ‘Huge Hilary’s heavy hangers’. I’ll have them all to myself now!”
I had no idea what she was talking about, but I excused myself and ran back home, a feat made much more difficult by my new assets flopping around unrestrained by my now useless bra. I’d have to see if one of Mom’s fit when I got home.
I got home and closed the door behind me, calling out to my mother as I did so. No response. She must not be home. I ran upstairs, shouting a “calm down girls!” (I can actually call them “the girls” now!) to my chest as I did so. I entered her room, and went straight for her underwear drawer. I picked out her biggest maternity bra, and after removing my shirt and ruined bra, I tried hers on.
It didn’t fit. My new titflesh was bursting out the top and sides, and probably a little bit was sneaking out of the bottom. This is the bra she wore when her breasts were at their fullest, and it couldn’t even hold my non-pregnant jugs.
“I can’t wait to show Mom!” I said, squeezing my huge breasts in the large bra. With perfect timing, I heard the door downstairs open. I bounded down the steps, my boobs slightly more restrained now, but they still wobbled all over the place in my hurry.
“Look Mom! I shouted at her. “My tits are even bigger than yours now!” I flexed, and tore the backstrap of the bra, setting my new girls free. My mother just stared with her mouth wide open. I couldn’t wait to explain this one…
Get a Kick 4
“Tell me. Does this look good to you? Tell the truth.” she asked.
They Aren’t Even Attractive
“Honestly Natalie, how do you find dicks attractive? I have one of my own and I’ll tell ya first, they are nasty.” Jake said with disgust. Him and Natalie have been friends since middle school, so conversations much like this have happened before. But this time things somehow seemed a lot more serious..
Artemis’ Army: I Love Blue
Danica always liked the color blue and wanted a sister who felt the same. She couldn’t contain her joy as she was scouting a rooftop and saw Connor as he was dying his hair blue and using blue soap. Connor felt a surge of energy and was gone. Instead lay Carly in the bath as she was enjoying her new boobs and pussy. No longer would she have blue balls but a blue pussy instead.
Artemis’ Army: The Jogger
Danica realized she needed more fit recruits she chose Lucas as he was doing his morning jog. He ran 10 miles everyday and was an excellent specimen. With a quick shot Lucas was gone for good. Lucy turned out a little top-heavy but still is in great-shape. Are you next?
Jealous
Brent, Brenda’s cousin said he was jealous of Brenda and all the things she had because of her sugar daddy boyfriend Dick Hung, a very successful male porn star. She said she wanted something different in life, new challenges. Brent jokingly said he would swap with her in a heartbeat of possible. She got an evil grin. She did a body swap spell that would swap her with who she thought of once hot cum touched her body.
Have a Drink
Ted (left), and Ned (right) had to sit down and have a drink. They were two young handsome muscular rich guys chit chatting away about how they liked chicks most for their tits and asses, laughing about it even. Well, Ted, and Ned’s ex-girlfriends were just stopping by to try to make amends and give these two jerks a second chance, when they overheard the convo.
Experimenting
They told Harry his research was foolish, that it was a waste of time. But no one ever warned him it was dangerous.
For a scientist, Dr. Harrold Rasmussen had always been a bit of a Romantic. He liked to think that maybe there was some truth to the old stories about spells and magic. After all, if the universe and all reality was composed of vibrating strings, wasn’t it at least possible that the vibrations of sound waves could affect that reality?
The experiment was simple. He would set up a computer program to play random patterns of sound continuously to see what results they triggered. Once everything was set up, the project would run itself.
For three weeks, nothing happened. Then one day, a chair in the room shifted positions slightly on its own. It wasn’t much, but it was proof of principle. As Harry began examining objects in the room to see if any had altered states in more subtle ways, something strange began to happen. The random stream of audio began speaking. The program wasn’t meant to replicate speech, but as the learned scientist reasoned, any truly random system will eventually, given enough time, produce patterns that appear meaningful. Nevertheless, it was uncanny how much these random sounds resembled a female voice, and how lucid its words were:
“You seek a power you have not earned, and so a lesson must be learned. The mind and reason did you chase; now flesh and feeling you’ll embrace.”
Harry was eager to write down such a fascinating random event. But by the time he finally found a pen, it was held by a hand he did not recognize: slender, delicate fingers, long nails, painted and shiny. The changes extended to the rest of his body as he rapidly shrank in height and waist circumference, but swelled in his butt and his brand new feminine breasts. Loose skin became tight and smooth. Rivers of hair poured from his formerly bare scalp as his features shifted and realigned into a more graceful and feminine arrangement. Finally with a soft squelching sound, his penis slithered up inside his body to form a vagina. “Fascinating!” the scientist exclaimed in a rich, alto voice.
None of Dr. Harrold Rasmussen’s fellow scientists ever found out why their former colleague so suddenly abandoned his research, never to be heard from again. How could they have guessed that the man once doing groundbreaking research in theoretical physics was now a voluptuous young woman named Haley. Of course, she was still doing plenty of experimenting on her own – and she was getting lots of very exciting results.