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Confidential Magic
Carlson P.I. wasn’t the most well known P.I. firm in the business, but they were one of the most effective ones. They purposefully kept a very low profile—because of their methodology. Carlson was willing to spend months, even years on a major case and specialized in inserting undercover operatives. Carlson had a perfect record—none of their undercover agents had ever been busted. The trick was magic.
Making a bitch
What part of “I’ll make you my bitch” did you not understand? I’m just doing that, nothing to fuss about. What, you didn’t know I could turn you into a pretty girl? Well, to be frank, I didn’t know you’d turn out to be a fine woman too. This spell just flips gender, so it doesn’t guarantee the appearance or the attractiveness of the subject, you see. But in my honest opinion, you are better as a girl than a man.
Booty
Halloween is one of my favourite times of the year. For this year I dressed up as a pirate at the party many were impressed by my costume and the act that came with it. I always walked around and would put my cutlass under one’s chin and demand some booty. Unfortunately, one was a wizard and he gave me some booty alright. But he supplied me with a pirate costume for next year though and I just can’t wait.
Girl’s School
Rose Hill High School was one of the worst in it’s state. Then with the appointment of a new headmaster a solution was reached. The school’s radical solution was to become an all-girls school. This caused controversy of cause but it later died down when the new headmaster revealed that he was a wizard. This meant that the boys of Rose Hill could simply be transformed to become females and fit into the school structure. Most of the boys were originally quite upset but they later fell in love with their new forms and thought the headmaster was a saint.
Karen, the Protected
(Part 12, #Olivia)
Medieval
“When I told you to make it so I didn’t have to lead my father’s army into the war against the other kingdoms, this is NOT what I had in mind, wizard!”
“Ah, but my lord, er- my lady, your father the king thinks this is an excellent idea! Seeing how you never were very brave or skilled in battle or strategy, your father believed his most handsome son would be much better suited to be a beautiful daughter instead. Not to mention more useful to the kingdom. The King intends to marry you off to the prince of the Ronley Kingdom thus forming an alliance that would allow us to crush the Tyrio Kingdom. With bosom I’ve given you, the prince definitely won’t be able to resist you. And don’t worry, those breasts will not go to waste. I’ve also made you quite fertile.”
Busty
“…….. Damn, dude!”
Double Team
My friend Brad and I were some of the best private operatives in the game. We certainly didn’t come cheap, but we always succeeded in getting the information. The secret? An old spell book Brad’s grandmother had left behind for him in her will. The spell book helped us infiltrate with ease.
Coming Home After A Long Day’s Work
Steve grinned as he watched “Meg” walk into their apartment and immediately begin stripping down. “Hey babe.” He called. Meg chuckled. “Get your ass in that bedroom, Stevie” she responded, tossing her jacket on the couch as their puppy scurried past. “It’s been a long day at work.”