Work Out Plan
I was a bit of a recluse because I was out of shape, but this year I had started a workout series that promised to get me beach ready by summer. They even shipped me a free swimsuit at the end of the 90 day work out!
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A Vacation From Me
I had asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
The malware
I had created the perfect malware. It took me some time, but I was quite proud of my invention. I only had to install it on someone’s phone, and as soon as they unlocked it, I would gain full control of their body.
No one told Him
Cliff needed to get his life together. He was fresh out of high school, overweight and unpopular.
One of his few online friends suggested signing up for a gym membership. He told Cliff it would put him in a better mood and give him the push that he needs to change.
But now, after three months of working out, it dawned on Cliff that no one told him exactly how it would change him