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The replacement

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I wasn’t the best employee. I always did my best, but I were not closing any sales. It didn’t help I worked at a computer store, and I knew shit about them. One day my manager asked me to his office. “I know what’s going on” he said, “You are a good guy, and you do your best, but you are not getting any sales because you look like the stereotype of a geek”. “What are you talking about?” I said while adjusting my glasses. “So, I am sorry, but we are going to have to replace you” my manager said. “You are firing me because of my looks? I will get you sued!” I yelled at him. “Not exactly, let me explain myself” he said. Read more

Seeing double – choices

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I was making out with my girlfriend Kim in her bedroom. It was the first time ever she allowed me to get to second base, “finally” I said as I squeezed her right breast. “You like my breasts John?” she asked me, which I found even more weird, except when she is mad, she never calls me by my first name. Then, someone else entered Kim’s room. It was Kim, I mean, another Kim, dressed exactly the same as the Kim I was making out with. “What the hell?” she asked, “John? who is this? were you cheating on me?” I was as confused as her. “No! I was with you, I mean I thought it was you”. “Well, throw this BH out!” she said, but the other Kim then said “I don’t know who this girl is, but I am Kim, the real Kim. Throw her out!”. Read more

Back to School

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“Come on ‘Tina’, don’t act so shy!” Tom asked the cute blonde cheerleader to his right – only it was neither a cheerleader nor a blonde actually.
“Not a chance!” ‘she’ replied in a gruff male voice.
“Damn Dad, don’t be so a cunt tease! Even the real Tina wasn’t so cut off!”. Read more

Back to School

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“Come on ‘Tina’, don’t act so shy!” Tom asked the cute blonde cheerleader to his right – only it was neither a cheerleader nor a blonde actually.
“Not a chance!” ‘she’ replied in a gruff male voice.
“Damn Dad, don’t be so a cunt tease! Even the real Tina wasn’t so cut off!”. Read more

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