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The replacement

I wasn’t the best employee. I always did my best, but I were not closing any sales. It didn’t help I worked at a computer store, and I knew shit about them. One day my manager asked me to his office. “I know what’s going on” he said, “You are a good guy, and you do your best, but you are not getting any sales because you look like the stereotype of a geek”. “What are you talking about?” I said while adjusting my glasses. “So, I am sorry, but we are going to have to replace you” my manager said. “You are firing me because of my looks? I will get you sued!” I yelled at him. “Not exactly, let me explain myself” he said. Read more

Popular by association

I was a geek at school. The worst stereotype you could imagine, broken glasses taped in the middle, calculator in my shirt pocket, braces, anything you can use to describe a geek, that was me. Of course I sucked with the ladies, and I wasn’t good at making friends. I had one friend though, James. He was great at sports, all the girls wanted to date him. He was a womanizer, he would dump every girl right after sex; but still, I don’t know how he managed to do it, but all the girls wanted to sleep with him. Up until today, I had never asked him what was his secret. But I really liked Kat, a girl at school, and I was invisible to her. “Please James! tell me how you do it!?” I asked him, to which he replied, that he couldn’t tell me, but he could make me popular, and that way Kat would pay attention to me. Read more

A hot chick

My best friend kept complaining that all the hot chicks were never dating geeks like us. “If I were a hot chick, I would certainly date geeks” He kept saying those words for many many years. Read more