‘Ya know, I thought it’d be easier to tell from inside her, but I really can’t. I mean, they feel real. But then I’ve never had fake boobs before.’
‘What about that Nina chick?’
‘Oh yeah! Haha, completely forgot about her! God, those things were huge. Such a pain. Lotta free drinks though… Nah, these don’t feel like that. But then, that was like, what? 20 years ago?’
‘Something like that. I lose track too!’
‘Come here, touch em. Gimme a second opinion.’
‘Hmm… hard to tell!’
‘I know right? Whatever, who gives a shit. Take your clothes off, time to break in our new mounts!’
