What A Jerk!
I never took women’s feelings into account and I never satisfied them sexually once I shot my load I was no longer interested in their needs I would just roll over and go to sleep.
Absorb
So there I am, sitting on my small chair, watching TV, when suddenly this bright light fills the room. I felt…weird, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I shrug it off, and decide to get up to get a drink, only it was more difficult than usual.
Finally I got to my feet and turn around to see what was going on, and I notice my chair is gone. “Weird,” I thought, and started walking off towards the kitchen. Only, I feel more weight than usual, and my hips feel like they’re swaying more than they usually do. I twist around to look at my butt, though I didn’t have to turn far.
My ass erupted out of my rear. Two massive cheeks of flesh, with hips and thighs to match. I started grabbing at it, hoping it wasn’t real, but no. It was definitely real, and it was definitely mine. I had absorbed the mass of my small chair, and turned it into my ass. My gigantic, round ass. How in the world was I going to find pants that fit?!
What do girls see in a guy like him?
I never understood how my friend Damian was so succesful with women. He was a good friend but the way he treated women was disgusting. I didn’t know what they saw in him. He smoked ciggarets, drank a lot and his language was vulgar yet almost all the good girls fell for him while i never had any luck. I was smarter than him, better looking and had a better job yet women avoided me.
One day after i got back from work i was tired and decided to take a nap. As i closed my eyes i thought about my friend and fell asleep.
Schoolgirl
That’s right big brother. Now you’re my younger sister and we are the only ones who remember you being a male. Everyone else thinks you were always cute little Emily.
Oh your friend Bret is bothering you now? He does that when he likes a girl. Remember, you told me that yourself when he was trying to get into my friend’s panties.
That’s why I changed you, so you could deal with that.
Oh, you don’t know what Bret wanted from Sarah? *gestures*
You better get him off her case if you ever want to turn back into a guy.
What? Didn’t you say all the girls LIKED him having a big prick?
Well, you can enjoy that for yourself now.
Done over
Ted here was done over by his wife. They went to a body swap spa, to spend a week as other people. His wife Sarah wanted to have lesbian sex, but Ted insisted on having a dick so he could fuck her, and decided to swap bodies with a shemale at the last minute.
Sarah noticed him changing his forms. What he didn’t notice was her changing hers too.
Now Sarah is in a man’s body and Ted has to suck her if he doesn’t want her to bang his ass dry.
Not that he could complain, his new cock couldn’t get hard up until he started sucking on hers.
Another happy couple.
Sperma schluckende Schlampe
Nina war sauer auf ihren Freund Dominik. Er wollte ihr beim Sex immer ins Gesicht spritzen. Er fand das total geil, während Nina es einfach nur widerlich fand. Außerdem sollte sie sich ihre blonden Haare schwarz färben, weil er auf Latinas stand. Als Dominik einfach nicht aufhörte, sie damit zu nerven, beschloss sie , ihm eine Lektion zu erteilen. Sie verwandelte ihn mit Hilfe eines alten Zauberbuchs in eine Latina namens Fernanda.
Sie sagte ihr, dass sie sich die nächsten 4 Woche mindetens 1 mal am Tag ins Gesicht wichsen lassen musste, sonst musste sie für immer Fernanda bleiben. Fernanda ekelte sich bei dem Gedanken, aber ihr blieb nichts Anderes über. Zum Glück kannte sie genügend Single Typen, die sich über Damenbesuch freuen würden. Allerdings began ihr das Leben als kleine Sperma schluckende Schlampe irgentwie sehr schnell zu gefallen und sie wusste gar nicht, ob sie überhaupt in Dominik zurückverwandelt werden wollte………
Crisis averted
I was delivering pizza to a modeling agency “hello! Pizza delivery for…. I.C. Weiner” realizing I had just been part of a prank, I said “Aw, crud!” outloud. But right then a man showed up, “No no no, it’s no joke, you showed up just in time. Right this way” he said. Expecting to get paid, I followed him. “So sir, it’s $ 10.77” I told him, “just a minute” he said. I then felt something on my neck, I got pricked. “what the?” I said as I fell down to the floor. I didn’t pass out, but I felt so relaxed, I just couldn’t stand up.
The Five Stages of (Body) Loss
It had been quite the journey for me, I have to say. One day, I inexplicably woke up in some woman’s body and didn’t particularly take it well. I simply laid in the bed I found myself in for several days, wondering why this happened to me, wondered if there was a way back, wondering what my life would be now. Obviously this was the first step that we’re all aware of, denial.
This was my life now.
Jack walked into the living room with hands in the air annoyed and pissed off with his wife.
The Genie’s Words
Harold was told he had just one wish from the genie of the lamp that was on his kitchen cabinet. Half not believing, and half drunk, he just made a quick wish, not even thinking much about it.