Category Archives: Erotic Captions

Smoking

“Would you stop smoking?” my girlfriend yelled at me. To which I replied “I will first give up my manhood, before giving up smoking”. At the time I didn’t realize that was a big mistake, she looked at me with an evil grinn, “Well, if that’s what you want” she said while doing some strange hand movements. Read more

Oh no…

Vernan was the ultimate voyeur; he enjoyed playing with magic and hopping bodies to try all new experiences. Read more

Hands On Instruction

Emma rolled her eyes. Seriously? She knew she’d made a mistake. She shouldn’t have blasted them full power. Now they hardly were able to function on their own. The simple stuff they could do just find, but the more complicated, emotional stuff? Or even some simple, physical stuff? They froze up. Like now. Read more

Inspecting The Goods(Part One of Two)

“Whaaaaat did you do to me!?” Anya screamed. Mr. Deblanc knew that she was going to be pissed. He’d been instructed on this eventuality. “Mr. Brooks warned you, ma’m. He told you to stay away from his daughter. You wouldn’t listen. Now you have to stay away. Don’t be so upset. You’ll have a good life here. Mr. Brooks is paying your living expenses. You’ll be okay.” Read more

Entrance Exam

(Hey sis) (Hey dude! Wassup!) (Nm, you?) (Just chilling back at the house with your fan going lol. How’d the test go?) (Went well. Pretty sure I got you in) (OMG!Thanks!!!) Read more

Hello Maria

My furious wife stop me juts as I shut the garage door and threw pink powder on me. Looking at her shocked I felt very dizzy and turned and steadied myself on the window ledge. I felt my body burn and I watched helplessly as the window grew higher and higher.
Then I notice my hair long and dark while my skin to soft dark olive and hairless. But I froze when I felt my testicles draw up inside me. then my penis folded and widened till all I saw was a thinly haired mound with a dark pink slit. My strange fate became sure to me when two dark brown nippled mounds formed on my chest. But before I could fully react to the transformation I had under gone my stomach swelled to a huge round ball. Read more

I Need Some Help!!!

Jennifer knew her brother was coming in her room and wearing her clothes, but she couldn’t prove it. So she found a spell book at the library that would help her. When she got home, she put a transformation spell on her room. This way, if her brother came in , he would be changed. She left the house with her friends knowing he would go in there. Sure enough, as soon as she got home, she heard a female voice coming from upstairs crying for help. When she got to her room ,there was a young blonde girl in her bikini kneeling on her bed crying. “I need some help” was all she could say. “Well” Said Jennifer” I told you to stay out of my room and you wouldn’t listen, so I guess you will get plenty of time to wear girl’s clothes now!” I have to admit though the spell gave him a nice body…

Ich möchte werden wie Mama

Glücklich stieg Dominik (4) aus dem Pool. Kurz vorher fragte ihn eine alte Frau, was er mal werden möchte, wenn er groß ist. “Ich möchte werden wie Mama” sagte er grinnsend. Read more

Getting Educated

The therapist guided the man’s erect penis into the woman’s vagina. “Like this Mary. Now lean forward and slowly push it in. How you doing John?” she asked the woman. A moan was the woman’s only answer. “Feels good doesn’t it?” Turning back to the man, “Now Mary, slowly pull out part way then push it back in. There we go. Just like that. Do you feel how slippery it’s getting and how John is moaning with pleasure?” Turning back to the woman, “John, do you see now why foreplay is so important. How much more pleasurable it is for the woman when she’s aroused before she’s penetrated? All right. I’m going to leave you two alone for a while. Call me if there are any problems. I’ll be right outside.” The therapist walked into her office and sat behind her desk and sighed. John and Mary had been married five years and still had no clue about having sex or how to pleasure each other. It was no wonder they were having problems. Well that was the beauty of marital swap therapy. They could see first hand what the other felt. She sighed again. As far behind as these two are, this may take a long, long time.