Today began like any normal day. I got up, took a shower, yelled at my roommate Aaron and made breakfast. Aaron came out into the kitchen, naked (he never wears clothes in the house. Its nasty. ), and said, “Yo. Make me food!” I told him to screw off and make his own food, also to put on some pants and cover up his baby dick. He didn’t exactly like that. (He actually has a pretty big dick. ) I told him to deal with it and I left for work. I work at a second-hand book store. Read more