Pick Already
Damn it Jim. Just pick one. I said I’d sleep with you so put down the magic remote and come to bed. It doesn’t matter which you pick because it will be coming off in about two minutes anyway.
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You Call This Punishment?
The Boss walked out of the back room muttering to himself. “That’ll teach the bastard to try and rat us out”.
Why
Mary, WHY?
What Did You Say
“Un-fucking-believable. Just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?”
That’s Just Wrong
Guys? What’s going on? Why is it so dark in here? Guys? Come on guys. I know you’re here. I can hear snickering. What’s so funny. Let me in on the Joke. Guys?
What Happens When You Rush
I’m sorry Paul. If I had known that witch had changed you into a virgin, I would have slowed down and taken my time.
I didn’t Know 2
When I wormed my way in to the undercover squad, I thought it would be a easy assignment. I didn’t know they had body swap technology. I didn’t know I would be swapped with a big tittied blond bimbo and be sent to get information from a notorious crime lord. I also didn’t know this body couldn’t hold its liquor very well. And I really didn’t know how good it felt to have these big tittys played with.
A Plan Comes Together
“OH MY GOD, Mary! Did you make my dick bigger when you swapped us?”
It’s My Turn Now
Paul and I go way back. We were friends in school then later in the army. I owe Paul for more than just his friendship though. More than I can ever repay actually. You see, Paul saved my life. Not once but twice. The first time was in high school when I would have drowned if Paul hadn’t been there for me. The second time was in Iraq when he pulled me from a burning Humvee. Since getting out of the army, life hasn’t always been kind to Paul. He’s such a nice guy that he lets women take advantage of him. I’ve wanted to help and now I can. I found a magic wishing coin and wished to become Paul’s ideal girl. Paul has taken care of me for years. Now it’s my turn to take care of Paul.
Clean Fun
Come on Honey. Let’s get you all cleaned up. Just because you’re going to be a woman from now on is no reason to let yourself go. Besides, we can still have lots of fun. You’ll see. I guess I should have warned you that your new body couldn’t handle alcohol like your old male body could and my brother can be very persuasive. There you go. You need to remember to keep this nice and clean. After all, a pretty little baby will be coming out of there in nine months.