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A Double-Measure of Dick

“I don’t see what the big deal is! The least you could do is just try it!” I shouted at my girlfriend. She had gotten pissed off when I told her I wanted to try deepthroating, and wouldn’t take her initial ‘no’ for an answer. Now she was in our room rummaging through a box of her things which she had yet to unpack since we’d moved in together. Apparently finding what she’d been searching for, she wheeled around with a slightly crazed gleam in her eye and clutching in the palm of her hand an egg-sized stone with funny-looking runes etched all over it. Read more