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Dark Master (3)

“God, what is going on?! These people are all acting hypnotized or something. I’M acting hypnotized! I keep posing for these damn photographers who are all just acting like this is all normal. I’m a fat, 42-year-old contractor with a wife and three kids! Or… I WAS until that creepy, black suited bastard just walked right into my house while me and my family were eating dinner. He just smiled at me and snapped his fingers and I’ve been like this ever since. Oh God… what did that sick fuck do with my family? If I ever see that monster again, I will fuck him up! …Yeah, I’ll fuck him real good…”

Dark Master (2)

“Dammit, what the hell did you do to me you sick fuck?! Look man… I said I was sorry that I slapped you girl’s ass, alright! I’m a DICK, okay? Now can I have my dick back?”
“No, no, Mr. Fogg… but will you settle for borrowing mine?”
“What?! What they hell are you talkin’ about, you homo son of a-“
*Dark Master snaps his fingers* “Ooooh! Don’t make me wait anymore you sexy son of a bitch! Ram this juicy booty with your big cock!”

Dark Master

He had collected a cop from each of the five closest cities. He had transformed the male cops, adding them to his harem. He appointed the buxom, naked ladies as guards for his compound, not that he really needed guards. The Master simply liked to show off his work.

Pink Kryptonite

“Okay, Clark, that pink kryptonite did a number on you, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still be a hero! Now you’ve got to go stop Metallo, pick up some ice cream get back in time for The Bachelor.”

Dark Master (8)

“Alright, you sexy bastard, you gonna turn me back into a badass biker and turn me straight again?”
“Now why would I do that, Bloodbath?”
“What?! But… but I let everyone in my biker gang gangbang me while you watched! Doesn’t that make up for trying to pick a fight with you?!”
“Yeah, maybe… but I think you’d make an excellent addition to this strip club, Funbags.”
“No… please…”
*snaps fingers*
“AND COMING TO THE STAGE… FUNBAGS!”
“Well, looks like you’re up. Oh, and make it good. I can sense that after that gangbang, you’re gonna have a little biker mouth to feed! Good luck figuring out who the father is…”

Be careful with this

“Mike! Come in here quickly!” Mike put away his headphones and went downstairs to see what his mom wants. “What is it mom?” He asked. “What do you think about this?” His mom turned around to show off her body. She looked a bit younger and her body was in better shape. “Wow, how did you do this?” Mike was stunned. “It’s all thanks to this” She showed him a shiny coin. “It can grant wishes, we can have anything we desire” Mike looked at the item in her hand. “I don’t know mom. If this thing holds such power we better be careful with it” Mike warned his mom but it looked like she didn’t listen to him. Suddenly Mike wobbled. He had to grab onto something for balance. “Oh my. Looks like my wish was wrongly interpreted” She giggled. “I told you to be careful mom” Mike groaned. “And why the hell i am a woman” He asked looking down at his body. “It was my wish, well maybe not exactly what i wanted but it can work out”. Mike looked puzzeled at his mom “What do you mean?” He asked. “You see, since we moved in here i felt a little bit lonely. I have no friends here so i wished for one. It looks like the coin decided you will be my friend” She explained. “Change me back mom” Mike demanded. “what’s the hurry? We can spend some time together, right Julie? How about we go shopping?” Mike’s mom was getting excited. The look of shock disappeared from Mike’s face and was replaced by a smile “It sure sounds fun Rachel” Mike now Julie agreed. “Great! Just let me get my purse” Rachel said and soon they both went to the mall.