[My point of view]Might be hard to believe, but ever since I can remember I have had the power to control women’s mind. I just have to tell them a phrase, and they will do everything I want. I know its cliche, but all I say is “you are under my control”, and that’s it, the girl will do everything and anything I ask her to do. Take my coworker Olivia here, she was watching her figure, and no matter how many times I ask her, she didn’t want to go on a date with me. So, I tried my mind control abilities on her, and she started acting quite different. “I am soooo hungry” she said, and started eating cookies like it had been months she had eaten a thing. “So… want to have sex with me?” I asked her, “just a second, let me finish these cookies” she said, after she was done eating, she jumped on my arms, and we had sex right there at the office.

I don’t know how it works, but everytime it does work. Read more