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From Volvo to Vulva

Ted said he wanted to represent Volvo, his favorite car brand, and the type of car his dealership sold. His boss said he didn’t have what it took to represent them at the auto show. He said he would do whatever it took, and the boss agreed. On the day of the auto show, Ted woke up feeling woozy. Suddenly he was at the show, and feeling weird. Read more

Lotus Girl

Hank said he loved Lotus cars, and the purple one at the show was his favorite. The Lotus rep was there, and said he was glad Hank liked their cars, and the purple one, but said that purple was a girl’s color. Hank blushed a bit, not knowing how to react to that. Then the man made an offer. Read more