Last night must have been quite a bender. My whole body aches, I have a bad taste in my mouth, like I threw up all night. I must have drank my ass off. And that is not all, I swear I can feel the cold wind on my body. I openned my eyes, and realized I was resting on the fire escape balcony of the 5th floor. No wonder I was feeling cold. I noticed I was wearing nylons, “wow, that must have been some party” I said outloud. Not paying attention to my off sounding voice. “What kind of girl would ask me to wear her clothes?” I asked myself. I looked down, looking for something to cover myself up. I rubbed my eyes after seeing breasts sticking off my chest. “what the?” I said. I reached further down, and realized my thing was gone too. I felt my long hair move with the wind. I started to panic, “this can’t be real, must be a dream” I kept telling myself.
“They feel so weird! I mean, I just never had realised that having boobs feel so funny. It feels like you just have water balloons on your chest but they are part of you too.”