Tag Archives: @whiskers

Drunk Shopping

…Ugh, what time is it? 11 am… I guess I must have gotten pretty hammered last night. That’s the trouble with having no friends (other than Jack and Jim… Jose might have even showed up at some point). Stupid sunlight, stupid pounding headache, stupid me for drinking alone in my apartment again. Read more

Not THAT bad

I’ll admit, I feel bad about accidentally turning my roommate into my cock-loving girlfriend with a careless wish on a magic lamp we found at the flea market. Honestly, if I felt any worse, I might use one of the other two wishes to change him back. Read more