I had always wanted a submissive girlfriend. One day while browsing the confines of an old antique store, I noticed a small remote. It spoke to me immediately. I just had to have it. A man approached and said that it would make all my dreams come true. I quickly threw the money in his hand, put it in a bag and left. When I got home, I saw my girlfriend Jenna sitting on the couch. “What did you get babe?” she said. “Oh nothing.” I had almost completely forgotten about the remote. I sat down and put the bag on the table.