I was so lucky. I just got to las vegas, and for some reason, I was moved to the hotel’s biggest suite. “They must have mistaken me for a high roller or something. Imagine all the girls I can get with a room like this” I thought as I entered the suite. After unpacking I saw a little closed bottle closed to the tv. “Rubber” it said, “perfect for rubbing one out”. That’s a funny name I thought, must be some kind of lubricant.