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Hitch Hiking

Once I was a salesman with a girl in every town. One day my car broke down in the middle of the desert miles from anything. I stood in the middle of the road and stopped the first car I had seen in hours. The man driving told me he only gave beautiful women, that love to give head, rides. I told him if he left in the desert I would die. He told me to move away from his car but I got in anyway and slide over and pushed back my new blonde hair and did him right there. Now I am in the service industry and I am very very good let me unzip your pants and show you.