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If you ever think of trying to steal from the alien you hitched a ride from don’t. That’s what got me in this mess. You see earth is now barren, and humans have been newly introduced into the galaxy. Meaning that we’re actually the aliens, and exotic ones at that. I’ve been drifting for the last few years before I hitched a ride on a freighter to one of the nearby moons that I had heard was looking for miners. And in a fit of hunger I might have taken some food that wasn’t mine, but actually belonged to the ships captain. Well needless to say I got caught, and I had one of two choices. I could have gone to one of those moons as a prisoner for the rest of my life, or I could go through a reassignment. I didn’t really want to go to the mines to begin with, so I went with reassignment. Although now I probably would’ve taken my chances with the mines had I known what that meant. Reassignment means you get turned into a female counterpart of whatever your species is based of your genetic code. So now after my “reassignment” I’ve been released to the custody of the ship captain I stole from, and am now his personal “Pleasure Officer” as you can see right now he’s having his fun with me before he sends me to attend to the other guests on the ship. He’s definitely got his full payback.