“Wow, babe! When you said you wanted to do something kinky for our anniversary, I didn’t think you meant have sex in the park! You were right, it’s great having sex outdoors!”
“Oh, ooh! See? I told you! Ah! Harder, baby, fuck me harder!”
“Oh, yeah! And to think, it’s been one whole year since I arrested you and that weird ex-boyfriend of yours for having public sex right here in this same park. What was his name again?”
“Ooooh! Uh… Checkers… Yeah, he was a total animal!”