Lost in Translation
It was Friday evening and I knew Jeff would be on his way home from work. The drive from his work to the house was a short one and I figured I could use the spell to change him into a girl and he would make it home before he even realized the change. This was going to be the greatest practical joke ever. The manly Jeff, a girl for 24 hours. I very carefully read the spell aloud three times. As I did I started to feel very strange. It felt like my insides were twisting and turning inside out. I blacked out and when I came to I felt a huge heaviness on my chest and no penis where my penis should be. Clearly the spell was wrong, it had changed ME into a girl!