Just like she always wanted
Peter had been fat and bald and unhappy his whole life, so when that witch at Spencer’s sold him the little pink pills guaranteed to change his life forever, he figured it was worth the risk. But now, as he prepared for bed, there was only one pill left and he was a little skeptical. Still, he swallowed the last of the seven pills. As it entered his mouth it became fluid and sweet and warm. As it flowed down his throat, he became sleepy as his adam’s apple disappeared and his shape began to shift. Soon he was fast asleep.