“Amazing, isn’t it? I can’t get over how cute I am. I have to stop and stare every time I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. These suits are perfect – it’s not just a costume, this is *me*. There’s nothing to be nervous about, it goes on without any fuss and it all feels real. And trust me, I’ve been feeling them all day! Have I convinced you yet? Why don’t we go pick out a body for you and have a…girl’s night out? C’mon, if I refer a friend I get a coupon for 15% off!”
